When I realize that my books are past due, I say,
"Oh, whatever. I'm just donating my money to the library."
When I have to pay a fee to buy my movie tickets on-line, I say,
"Cool, I don't mind paying for convenience."
When I have to pay more at Tamura's for bananas, I say,
"No problem. I want to help the local businesses."
When I get charged huge amounts for some specialty product, I say,
"Yeah. I am totally supporting the economy."
When my groupon expires before I use it I say,
"Well, I would've paid that price anyway."
This is probably why I never am mad about paying taxes,
why I never clip coupons,
why I would never eat anything disgusting on tv for money,
why I will never be rich.
